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		<title>Schnook Crook Didn&#039;t Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The headlines practically writes itself in this stupid criminal story:
BOSTON &#8211; An alleged bank robber in Boston should have been more aware of who was behind him in line. Police said Adam Grennan, 39, of Hull, passed a note to a teller at Mt. Washington Bank in Dorchester on Monday, demanding large bills and no [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The headlines practically writes itself in this <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080102/ap_on_fe_st/odd_clueless_bank_robber">stupid criminal story</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>BOSTON &#8211; An alleged bank robber in Boston should have been more aware of who was behind him in line. Police said Adam Grennan, 39, of Hull, passed a note to a teller at Mt. Washington Bank in Dorchester on Monday, demanding large bills and no &#8220;funny money.&#8221;</p>
<p>He didn&#8217;t notice that officer Kamau Pritchard was in uniform right behind him.</p>
<p>Pritchand, who was working a security detail, pulled out his gun and placed Grennan under arrest.</p>
<p>Pritchard told The Boston Globe he was in a back room watching surveillance cameras when Grennan walked in. He said the suspect was wearing large white gloves, an oversized hooded parka and a scarf that covered his face.</p></blockquote>


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		<title>Stupid Criminals Dept: That&#039;s My Boom Box!</title>
		<link>http://chris2x.com/2007/12/28/stupid-criminals-dept-thats-my-boom-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine has a friend who&#8217;s a retired DC cop.  The ex-cop had Christmas dinner at my friends house, where he told a great old story:
Patrolling the streets one day, a man flagged him down, waving his arms enthusiastically&#8230;
Told him, &#8220;That guy over there stole my boom box, and that&#8217;s the box [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine has a friend who&#8217;s a retired DC cop.  The ex-cop had Christmas dinner at my friends house, where he told a great old story:</p>
<p>Patrolling the streets one day, a man flagged him down, waving his arms enthusiastically&#8230;</p>
<p>Told him, &#8220;That guy over there stole my boom box, and that&#8217;s the box on his shoulder&#8221;.</p>
<p>Cop, &#8220;OK, let&#8217;s go check it out&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Cop to Suspect:  &#8220;First man says this is his boom box.&#8221;</p>
<p>Suspect:  &#8220;No man, this box is mine!&#8221;</p>
<p>First man:  &#8220;Look, I can prove it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cop:  &#8220;How?&#8221;</p>
<p>First man:  &#8220;My pot stash is in the handle.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cop:  &#8220;OK, only you would know that.  Let&#8217;s see it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Stash is in fact in handle</p>
<p>Cop to first man:  &#8220;You&#8217;re right.  And you&#8217;re under arrest for possession.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cop to second man:  &#8220;You&#8217;re under arrest for theft.&#8221;</p>


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