Stupid Criminals Dept: "Please Remove Your Disguise Sir"
So you are a bank teller and someone comes in to rob the bank wearing a hood and a scarf to hide his features. How do you identify the criminal? You might just try asking him to take off his disguise. Police said Brian Waltermyer, 33, walked into the Integrity Bank in York on Thursday ...
Stupid Criminals Dept: That's My Boom Box!
A friend of mine has a friend who’s a retired DC cop. The ex-cop had Christmas dinner at my friends house, where he told a great old story: Patrolling the streets one day, a man flagged him down, waving his arms enthusiastically… Told him, “That guy over there stole my boom box, and that’s the ...
Catching Crooks With A Better Mousetrap
5 year old Harry Cordaiy is now called “Mousetrap Man” by his class mates. He and his classmates had been the victim of a thief or thieves at their school before Harry sprung into action. He devised a homemade ink bomb using a mousetrap and food coloring attached to a $5 note. Using his homemade ...
Man Robs Underwear Stores Believing He Was A Female Elf
Man accused of robbing underwear shops claims that he thought he was a magic female elf. Fails to level up. Insert video gaming joke here. read more | digg story
Stupid Criminals Dept: Caught for The Want of a Belt
From Dvorak’s blog another stupid criminal trick: Cheyanne E. Dwiggins, 18, who was arrested for shoplifting had filled her pockets with so many items that her weighted-down pants dropped to her ankles as she tried to run out of the store, police said. When Lapel Police Chief Dennis Molina pulled up, he saw Dwiggins’ bare ...




