Stupid Criminals Dept: "Please Remove Your Disguise Sir"

Stupid Criminals Dept: "Please Remove Your Disguise Sir"

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So you are a bank teller and someone comes in to rob the bank wearing a hood and a scarf to hide his features. How do you identify the criminal? You might [...]

Stupid Criminals Dept: That's My Boom Box!

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A friend of mine has a friend who’s a retired DC cop. The ex-cop had Christmas dinner at my friends house, where he told a great old story: Patrolling the streets one [...]

Catching Crooks With A Better Mousetrap

Catching Crooks With A Better Mousetrap

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5 year old Harry Cordaiy is now called “Mousetrap Man” by his class mates. He and his classmates had been the victim of a thief or thieves at their school before Harry [...]

Man Robs Underwear Stores Believing He Was A Female Elf

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Man accused of robbing underwear shops claims that he thought he was a magic female elf. Fails to level up. Insert video gaming joke here. read more | digg story

Stupid Criminals Dept: Caught for The Want of a Belt

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From Dvorak’s blog another stupid criminal trick: [Cheyanne E. Dwiggins, 18, who was] arrested for shoplifting had filled her pockets with so many items that her weighted-down pants dropped to her ankles [...]