An old saying is “Two hands clap and there is a sound; what is the sound of one hand?”
Now at last that question can be answered.
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Jan 20
An old saying is “Two hands clap and there is a sound; what is the sound of one hand?” Now at last that question can be answered. Dec 22
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. Just for context, on the show I am known as Chris the Podcaster. There is a mention made on the show about how I will trick them into plugging the Amateur Traveler next time. I had contributed to the show a few times before mention was made of what podcast I actual made. A funny series of events lead to the first time they mentioned the Amateur Traveler on the show.
Dec 21
I loved this video of comedian Louis C.K. on Conan O’Brian’s show. He talks about the technology that I grew up with (you had to dial the phone and you had to stand right next to it) and how much cooler the new technology is. But, as he points out, people seem less happy now than they were then. You are holding a phone that is talking to space but you are impatient with how long it takes to get a signal. Are we becoming less patient? Sure this is comedy but it does seem like there is some truth to it. Oct 22
The thought occurred to me that the NSA is intercepting cell phone conversations anyway, they could so make money in the process. This was based on an audio recording originally made for Buzz Out Loud. Oct 18
The folks at www.howitshouldhaveended.com offer some advice in case you are attacked by space invaders. Brilliant! Oct 16
If you are still wondering what to get me for National Boss Day, then I should mention that I still need a new digital camera. Seriously, who was the kiss ass who suggested this day to their boss? Or was it just a practical joke gone seriously wrong. “Did you suggest National Boss Day to the boss, ha ha ha. You did? What? He took you seriously? @$%^&&!!” Oct 13
Personal Airship blimp is perfect for supervillains, CEOsGadgets and Inventions, Humor, Travel 1 Comment »
SciFi Tech had a great article about this new lighter than air craft.
It makes you want to run right out, higher some henchmen (check out Local Henchman 432) and start working on your plan to conquer the world. If you do decide on this line of business then I would recommend reviewing the Evil Genius To Do List. Oct 01
The scientist approached God and said, “Listen, we’ve decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can extract stem cells, clone people, transplant hearts, and all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous.” God patiently heard him out, and then said, “All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don’t we have a little man-making contest!” “Okay, great!” the scientist said. “Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam,” God said. “That’s fine,” replied the scientist and he bent down to scoop up a handful of dirt. “Whoa!” God said, shaking his head in disapproval. “Not so fast, pal. You get your own dirt.” Sep 18
September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Have you done your home work? If not here are some resources to get you in the mood: Pirate Jokesexample: Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It?s rated AARRRRGGH! More Pirate Jokesexample: Not-so-Jolly Roger A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch. “How did you end up with a peg leg?” he asks. The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.” “Wow!” says the soldier. “What about your hook?” “Well,” answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.” “Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?” “A grapefruit squirted in my eye,” the pirate replies. “You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?” “Well,” says the pirate, “it was my first day with the new hook.” Pirate Name Generatorexample: you can now call me “Shark Tooth Booker” Aug 29
I personally love stupid criminal tricks and these videos made me laugh out loud The crook in this video has a great plan: Get his buddy to look out while he gets some big rocks and breaks a window. Unfortunately, the window doesn’t budge and both of the two guys end up out cold. |
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