Inside Chris’s Head

The thought occurred to me that the NSA is intercepting cell phone conversations anyway, they could so make money in the process. This was based on an audio recording originally made for Buzz Out Loud.

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The folks at www.howitshouldhaveended.com offer some advice in case you are attacked by space invaders. Brilliant!

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If you are still wondering what to get me for National Boss Day, then I should mention that I still need a new digital camera.

Seriously, who was the kiss ass who suggested this day to their boss? Or was it just a practical joke gone seriously wrong.

“Did you suggest National Boss Day to the boss, ha ha ha. You did? What? He took you seriously? @$%^&&!!”

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SciFi Tech had a great article about this new lighter than air craft.

Private jets? Please. New Money has earned the ability to buy something bigger and ostentatious-er. Ready for a flying palace? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

The Strato Cruiser Airship is a gigantic helium-filled blimp with a gourmet restaurant, spa, swimming pool, library and private offices. Add the Strato Cruiser’s resident DJ and it’s pretty much designed for a supervillain. I’m sure just kinda-evil rich people would enjoy, too.

Designs call for all manner of shiny, fun tech like carbon-fiber skin, sectional helium chambers and photovoltaic power cells. The Strato Cruiser’s but a concept, but you can still dream. Drool over those photos in the gallery below. — Adam Frucci

It makes you want to run right out, higher some henchmen (check out Local Henchman 432) and start working on your plan to conquer the world. If you do decide on this line of business then I would recommend reviewing the Evil Genius To Do List.

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The scientist approached God and said, “Listen, we’ve decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can extract stem cells, clone people, transplant hearts, and all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous.”

God patiently heard him out, and then said, “All right. To see whether or not you still need me, why don’t we have a little man-making contest!”

“Okay, great!” the scientist said.

“Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam,” God said.

“That’s fine,” replied the scientist and he bent down to scoop up a handful of dirt.

“Whoa!” God said, shaking his head in disapproval. “Not so fast, pal. You get your own dirt.”

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