Talk Like a Pirate Day – September 19th – Arrr You Ready?
by Chris Christensen Add commentscategories: Humor, News
September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Have you done your home work? If not here are some resources to get you in the mood:
Pirate Jokes
example:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!
More Pirate Jokes
example:
Not-so-Jolly Roger
A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch.
“How did you end up with a peg leg?” he asks.
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”
“Wow!” says the soldier. “What about your hook?”
“Well,” answers the pirate, “we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.”
“Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?”
“A grapefruit squirted in my eye,” the pirate replies.
“You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?”
“Well,” says the pirate, “it was my first day with the new hook.”
Pirate Name Generator
example: you can now call me “Shark Tooth Booker”
