Twas the night before MacWorld

And all through the hall

Not a vendor was stirring

No, not at all

The attendees lay snuggled

asleep in their beds

While visions of iPhones

danced in their heads

The iPhone is here!

It’s coming right quick

We’d been told this before

(A marketing trick)

The rumor sites spewed

complete information

Its color was puce

It had teleportation

It holds all your podcasts

All of them fit!

Like Amateur Traveler,

MacCast and TWiT

The screen is quit large

But small in its case

Through SETI it picks up

strange signals from space

The battery life

is well more than an hour

It keeps running for years

on nuclear power

And what of the iTV

promised last fall

will that debut

in this hallowed hall?

We saw that box

was sleek and quite skinny

Comfortably fitting

atop of my mini

The rumor sites claim

that it now has a drive

and streams from location

unedited, live!

It hold all my movies,

my songs and my shows

An plays them at random

as only Steve knows

Its picture are cleared

by well applied science

I hear that doubles

as a kitchen appliance

The rumors say iLife

is set to reprise

with a new holographic

ui a surprise

The video iPod

surely we’ll see

which unfolds to reveal

a flat screen TV

When all of a sudden

There arose such a din

My alarm clock is ringing

And I have slept in

I sprang from my bed

And jumped in the shower

The keynote of Steve Jobs

Begins in an hour