Mar 30
Think you would like to be on American Idol. You may want to think again. Here are some of the zingers that judge Simon Cowell has used on contestants (as reported by Reader’s Digest online):
“If you sang like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.” “That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.” “You don’t need a judge — you need an exorcist.” “You sang like someone who sings on a cruise ship … halfway through I imagined the ship sinking.” “You have just invented a new form of torture.” “My advice would be: If you want to pursue a career in the music business — don’t.”
