I love the feature of Amazon where it recommends books that i might be interested in based on what I have ordered before but I had to laugh out loud when I got this email:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased books by J. K. Rowling, you might like to know that Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Ancient Greek Edition) will be released soon. You can pre-order your copy at a savings of 30% by following the link below.

No thanks, I will wait for Sanskrit.