Does anyone else have surreal conversations with their kids like I did today with my 16 year old son Mike?

Mike: Dad, if you had the mental powers of Charles Xavier from the X-men, where you could influence what people think, would you use your powers for the good of others or for your own gain?

Me: I would use my powers to create world peace and solve world hunger.

Mike: How would you do that?

Me: I would become Miss America.

Mike: Get real dad.